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VISION
I'm Changing the Way the World Thinks
The economic pact with Kyiv sought by President Donald Musk is a way better security guarantee than 20,000 troops from some random country that hasn’t fought a war in 30 or 40 years.
This is me commenting on how pathetic The UK and the rest of Europe is. How those in the military are weak as fuck. They haven't had a war, and to me, that makes you weak as fuck. Come at me, bruh.
SERVICES
Jokes. I got jokes. Awkward jokes. Jokes. I gots 'em.
My Hypocrisy
During His First Presidency I turned down an appointment from the emperor, I wrote referring to Donald as “Emperor Trump."
I even compared Him To Hitler. Now, of course, Trump is fantastic. This is me. This is who I am. A fraud. Weak. Super fucking awkward. The dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
Self-Awareness
I'm a Pathetic Loser. A Fake. I say whatever fits the moment. I can't stand up to anyone. I've proven that my lack of confrontation skills severely damage my manhood. How could I help lead a country when I couldn't even be successful coming through for the people of Ohio?
Peter Thiel created me. He financed me. I'm basically a robot that has no mind of its own.
JD Dunce In Numbers
11/10
Weirdness Level
15M$
Money From Peter Thiel
N/A
Orgasms Given To Wife
326
COUCHES FUCKED